Greetings from the snot trenches, where it is currently 1:30am, sleep has apparently packed a bag and left without forwarding details, and I am writing this with all the grace and composure of someone who has not slept properly in two days.
Yes, the dreaded lurgy has entered our house, made itself comfortable, and appears to have no intention of leaving quietly. Hubby and I have both been taken down by it, which means our home has become a glamorous little retreat featuring coughing, sniffing, tissues in every room, and two adults operating at roughly the same level of dignity as damp laundry.
If this post seems unusually dramatic, please remember that I am approximately 73% mucus at this point. The remaining 27% is stubbornness, caffeine, and the faint hope that future-me will read this later and have no memory of typing it.
There is something truly humbling about being sick at the same time as your spouse. Usually, one person gets to be the patient, and the other gets to be the responsible adult who makes tea, finds medicine, and offers sympathy. This week, we have both been the patient, which has resulted in a household management system best described as “mutual survival with occasional groaning.”
My sinuses seem to have decided that now is the perfect time to stage a full-scale rebellion. I have coughed, sniffled, spluttered, and made noises that I sincerely hope no one outside this house has heard. At one point, I began wondering whether I should search for a life jacket, just in case I drown in my own snot and mucus before Hubby wakes for work. Things reached a new level of dramatic when one particularly violent sneezing attack apparently sounded so alarming that my neighbour across the way became concerned for my welfare. Not once, but twice, they thought I might be crying out for help. Which, to be fair, was not entirely inaccurate, because damn this dreaded lurgy to hell. May all the evil snot goblins rot in the seventh circle of Kleenex tissues and nasal spray.
In terms of adulting, this week’s list is short but heroic. Aside from my usual 11am AEST post today, my only other official act of responsible adulthood is making an appointment with my GP. Some people climb mountains. Some people run empires. Today, I will make one phone call and require applause.
That is, of course, assuming I can sound coherent enough on the phone to explain that I am unwell and would quite like a medical professional to confirm that the lurgy is, in fact, being deeply rude.
There was, however, one very bright and important moment this week. I returned to Box Hill Hospital for the final check-up on my hip surgery, and I am thrilled to say that everyone was very pleased with how things are going.
After everything that led to the surgery, the recovery, the appointments, the waiting, and the slow rebuilding of confidence, it felt rather wonderful to hear that I am now officially free to go and live my best life. Apparently, I have been medically cleared for joy, movement, and general thriving, which is excellent news, though my sinuses appear to have filed an objection.
Still, I will take the win. Hip: approved. Lurgy: not invited. Overall result: progress, with tissues.
In other news, the Sunday blogging series now has an official name: Midweek Musings. Yes, I know Sunday is not technically midweek in the traditional calendar sense, but it does fall in the middle of my posting week, and frankly, that is the kind of logic we are embracing here.
The first post in the series will go live at the official time of 3pm AEST. I hope you will enjoy reading them as much as I will enjoy writing them. They will be a space for thoughts, reflections, little life updates, and whatever else happens to wander through my brain and demand a paragraph.
And now, because it is still 1:30am and I am still awake, I am going to hope very sincerely that by the time this post goes live, I will be asleep. Ideally breathing through both nostrils but let us not get greedy.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to continue searching for that life jacket before the mucus stages a full maritime incident.








